Acres n' Pains
Before I go on, let me say this: tattoos can be pretty cool, but for a few minor details. Roughly a thousand years ago, as I ... Full story
Funny, you don't look Hispanic
I'll give you a treat if you fetch my slippers
It's a good thing you came in. Yer almost a half a bubble off!
Leavin' the dog at home
I told you not to open that!
I don't know whether to call a ranger, or just set out another plate
Welcome to Sandpoint. Our water is fluoridated. Swish, don't swallow.
Put down your weapon, earthling, and step away from our sister ship
Happy Mother's Day! I made you breakfast but the firemen got it all wet
I said, bring me a pair of PLIERS
In a bold, new move, Congress just allocated another five hundred billion (click)
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray that Santa won't be cheap, and bring me what I wish to get, or I'll have to throw a tizzy fit. Amen
Issues, schmissues! I wanna see a wattle in the White House again!
Get this away from the house 'til after deer season
Yes, I'd like to discuss the possible side effects of our dog's medication