Acres n' Pains
Funny, you don't look Hispanic
I'll give you a treat if you fetch my slippers
It's a good thing you came in. Yer almost a half a bubble off!
Leavin' the dog at home
I told you not to open that!
I don't know whether to call a ranger, or just set out another plate
Welcome to Sandpoint. Our water is fluoridated. Swish, don't swallow.
Put down your weapon, earthling, and step away from our sister ship
Happy Mother's Day! I made you breakfast but the firemen got it all wet
I said, bring me a pair of PLIERS
In a bold, new move, Congress just allocated another five hundred billion (click)
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray that Santa won't be cheap, and bring me what I wish to get, or I'll have to throw a tizzy fit. Amen
Issues, schmissues! I wanna see a wattle in the White House again!
Get this away from the house 'til after deer season
Yes, I'd like to discuss the possible side effects of our dog's medication
Although infrequently, bull moose have been known to show off during rut